im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
(Source: sluttyteenwolf)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy





