Jourdan, 14, California. (:

(Source: bijouxnoir)

overlymiserable:

someone let me do this to them ok thanks

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore)

mendox:


this is the coolest picture on tumblr. 

mendox:

this is the coolest picture on tumblr. 

(Source: meme-meme)

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(Source: agatkami)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

heycuddleme:

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heycuddleme:

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(Source: observando)

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